So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
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