If that was your dad, he is hot
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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