Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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