But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
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