is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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