i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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