Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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