Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Randomize
