I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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