Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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