The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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