You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
I am full of burrito and curiosity
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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