how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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