my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
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