haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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