but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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