we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
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