thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Randomize
