last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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