I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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