There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I'm laying in your front yard are you home
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
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