We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Randomize
