i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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