I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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