and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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