arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
You asked the waitress for a vasectomy and handed her a butter knife, like you were ordering something from the menu
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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