For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
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