He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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