do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
Randomize
