I need help removing her.
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
Randomize
