Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
nutella sex= disaster
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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