we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I can't turn off my feet"
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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