I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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