btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
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