also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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