i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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