it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
im about as happy as oj after his trial
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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