The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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