No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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