would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
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