Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
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