my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I FOUND THE LEGS
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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