No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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