I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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