sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
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