Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Of course I have a pirate flag
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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