Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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