so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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