I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
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