at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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