Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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