I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
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