This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
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